Photo Caption Contest - March

Sox Player: He’s trying to get Lou to go out with him and Jay Mariotti.
Rich Hill: LOL. they don’t call him coach “P” for his name.

FIRST PRIZE WINNER: Lou: “My car’s the black Volvo”, while handing the keys to Ozzie in the valet shirt.

Ozzie, I can’t get into the China Club dressed like this. Why don’t you see what Trammell is up to?

Here’s your key to the champagne room…..

Stick em up! Cub’s skipper Lou Pinella threatens to shoot Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s Jai Rodriquez during his visit to Cubs Camp.

“No, I won’t hold your hand - and no, I don’t want to go clubbing with you.”

Ozzie stops by Cubs camp asking Lou for some motivation on his way to auditon for American Idol.

Crockett and Tubbs

Lou” I have heard of some unique ballpark promotions in my day, but this Menudo photo opp day takes the cake”

Guillen: I own Chicago….Lou reminds me of Dusty.

Piniella: Whatever Oswaldo….don’t you have a sensitivity training course somewhere to be in?

Ozzie: Oh this jacket is fabulous! What’s it made out off?
Lou: Some great new material!
Ozzie: Oooh! Take it off! I want to try it on!
Lou: No, man.
Ozzie: Come on, take it off!

Lou: “I didn’t know Marc Anthony lived down here.”

Ozzie: Hey Lou, what’s with your clothing? They won’t let you in wearing that!

Lou: What made you think HoHoKam Park was a dancing club?….Let me tell ya! you’re in the wrong place!

Ozzie: Is that a cotton fabric?

Lou: Why yes. You should try a Strode shirt from Cubscast.com that is also made from cotton!

Ozzie: Would that make me look more like a real man?

Lou: We could only hope!

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!

no ozzie, i am not interested in partying with you and your posse

Lou: Habla espanol?
Ozzy: Come to my house In Venesula, Jay Mariotti will be there

Lou: “How do you keep your shirt so clean and free of blood from all the animal sacrifices?”

Ozzie: “I just had to change, I plan big night of Madonna concert and WNBA game”

Now, on Queer Eye for the South Side!

Ozzie: Say hello to my little friend!!!!!!!

Lou: Ozzie, have you been resting your head on the desk again? And for the last time, I’m 3 inches taller than you.

Ozzie: Would you like to attend the St. Patrick’s Day Parade with me later this week?

Lou: Sorry Ozzie, maybe Mariotti would like to go.

Sox player: I think all that sensitivity training is really getting to his head.

Cubs player: It looks like it, he better watch out though. Lou is likely to throw a base at him if he keeps touching him like that.

OZZIE: You thought my make-out session with Scott Podsednik was impressive…

(With Lisp) Hith panth are tight, a perfect metro bottom! But thith blue is SOOO 1989 divisional serieth!

Pull my finger!

tight a** shirt!

Somewhere Jay Mariotti is silently laughing to himself.

Lou (to himself): Yea you look cool in those shades, but remember…My catcher can beat the crap out of your catcher.

Miami Vice 2007: Crockett and Tubbs take on the steroid industry.

Actually, Ozzie, that’s a banana in my pocket AND I’m happy to see you.

‘come on old man, take my hand, stand here with me in front of the camera. of course, you will not be able to hold a candle next to this sexxxxy beast. you should probaby get a shirt that shows off more of your chest and some stylin’ shades like these here, then you won’t have to squint so much. also, if you’re going to be in a picture with me, stand up straight and wipe that goofy smile off your face. don’t you know this is what being sexxxxy is all about, man? I should write a book about this.’

‘Dis Lyrca don’t breeve like my linen, mahn!’

- or -

‘Aww, Ozzie wants another Werther’s for the road. Don’t you know they’ll rot your pretty little smile?’

Smile! heyyyyyyy.

Ozzie - Nice Jacket.
Lou - Nice jerry curl.

In the managerial anger management olympics, Ozzie Guillen smiles triumphantly after winning the freestyle profanity event. Lou Piniella, pictured at left, took gold in the base shot-put, succeeding in hurling the first base bag an Olympic record 14 rows into the stands.

Lou: I’m super! Thanks for asking!

Lou:
“If you don’t let go of my shirt I’ll unleash the ‘Rocky Cherry’ on that sassy face of yours.”

or…

Ozzie:
“Come here Lou baby, I want to discuss a possible Prior trade. Just kidding…but I do like your shirt.”

I love Cubscast. Communism truly is a good idea on paper…

And starting off this years 7th inning stretch…”Prince” will be performing at the Wrigley home opener.

Ozzie: OK people, I’m here!
Lou: Are you serious, this is the big cross town rival everyone was making such a fuss about. No wonder I never heard about it. They’ve been trying to keep him in the closet despite his best efforts.