Photo Caption Contest - May

Here we have an example of different fans celebrate the 7th inning stretch…too bad, just too bad…

I *knew* I should have been a Cubs fan! Those folks know how to hold their beer!

An effective parent, the adult brewersfan is known to feed its fledgling orally with a nutritious semi-digested paste.

Bernie Brewer’s off-day.

We Swapped out this Brewer fans Regular Lite beer with Point Light Beer. Let’s see if he notices a difference

It appears Don was cheering for All the different sausages in the race.

Even with your team in first place, you can’t drink enough to forget that you still live in Milwaukee.

Norm has really let himself go since ‘Cheers’.

Hey Brewer Fan!!! It will be just as difficult to retain first place in that long…slow…summer heat. You’ll be losing that too… my friend!

Milwaukee is Algonquian for “The Good Land”
But What’s the Algonquian word for drunken mess?

After another Cubs loss, actor John Goodman goes on a two day bender, becomes a Brewers fan, only to not be able to stomach the choice.

Cubs GM Jim Hendry goes incognito as a Brewers fan to do some clandestine scouting in Milwaukee…

Hey Robin, yes you Yount, I stuck with your when it was bad and now you are going to leave me here in a puddle of Brewer-juice.

I lost my beer, I soiled my pants, and I bought the wrong hat. Looks like another productive day!

The Brewers fan fumes after a loss and throw a fit… literally!

Is it… HOLY COW!!! It is! Wow Pete Vuckovich has really let himself go since 1982!

“Yup, I’m living the life!”

Todd Swerski, Bears superfan, finally unlodges the polish sausage from the lining of his heart.

“Heaven… I’m in heaven,
So drunk from that 12-pack I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
Just ‘cuse me while I lean over an’ reek.

Heaven… I’m in heaven,
And the cares that hung around me through the week,
Seem to vanish like a Brewer’s lucky streak,
When I’m passed out here after taking my leak.”

As he sat in his own vomit, his glory days playing Bernie Brewer long behind him, Harold vowed to quit drinking and begin his glorious comeback.

Former Brewer farmhand John Doe has been contacted by Cubs GM Jim Hendry about joining the cubs bullpen.

This guy was a Cubs “gold glover” shortstop back when he was 27.

(this is your future Cesar!!)

This isn’t fair. You just CAN’T hate the Brewers. I try, but I just can’t hate ‘em.

Pitching coach Mike Maddux lets himself go after finding out brother Greg can’t score tickets to wrigley anymore.

Another one of the many Jacque Jones left on base!

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970

Next week on a very special episode of “Favre Forever”: Brew Crew Bulimia. Your husband may be wasting away to nothing. Do you know where his cheese goes? With special guest star The White Prince Fielder…

And all Brewers fans lamented following the fall of their heroes, and there was much wailing and grinding of teeth.

And God said to them, “Shut up, Len and Bob are on!”

Real funny cubscast thanks for embarrassing me obviously we all know where the beer from the clubhouses are going. Gosh dad.

Bulemia is no laughing matter….

This is what happens when you mix colon examinations with baseball. You can thank Miller Park for this . Its not worth a free ticket !!

FIRST PRIZE WINNER: If thats what came out of the attic,
I’d hate to see what came out of the basement.

6-pack of Miller Lite (no ght) $5.95
1 goofy “BREWERS” hat $26.95
1 Field Infield Box Seat Ticket $42.00

Passing out on the front wheel of your Ford F250 and barfing on your wife beater to avoid watching the one Brewer’s Home loss…

Priceless.

Ok, I’m an athlete. I am going to put on that Hot Dog suit and win that race! Where is Randall Simon? Might need my helmet.

Buck got a little more than he bargained for when he decided to purchase the chorizo instead of the bratwurst.

Ol’ Chuck finally had a reason to watch his beloved Brewers. One problem, all of the Brewers games were blacked out on his MLB.TV package. Chuck decided to go on a quest for the elusive area of the country that does not fall under the blackout list. After weeks of searching, Chuck’s frustration led him into a terrible spiral of alcohol and chili dogs. The rest is history…

Taking a break to vomit in the parking lot, the Brewer’s latest walk-up acquisition rests his eyes in anticipation for Milwaukee’s biggest season ever

Former Cubs fan Bubba tries to drink away the memories after watching Ryan Dempster give up a 5-1 lead in the 9th to the NY Mets as he pledges his new allegence to a team with a winning record.

Billy demonstrates the traditional “Ole Brewyers Yell”.

The celebration of the new Brewers “1st for the 1st Month” jersey patch got a little out of hand.

FIRST PRIZE WINNER: Disconsolate Brewer fan drowns his sorrows after the Bratwurst came from behind to nip the Sausage in the final turn.

(headline) So much for ‘liquor before beer…’

(caption) Brewers “superfan” “Luscious Lou” Steinman presents himself as a willing target for any Cubs (or Chevy) fan who happens to stumble by.

A bad reaction to the free prostates examines of Miller Park due to intoxication.

Matt Stairs - 1 week after retirement.

Phil Nevin was found intoxicated in the outsides of his house in Milwakee.

TRUE MEANING OF BIG,BOLD TASTE…….

6-pack of old style: $5.89
2 tickets to a cubs game: $98
Seeing Sox fans puke after losing: Priceless

Ryan Dempster’s father camouflages himself as a Brewer fan after learning his son will still be the Cub’s closer.

You’ve got a little something on your shirt there.