Comments on: Opening Week Photo Caption Contest

By: Lifesize

Lifesize — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:37:58 +0000

CO-WINNER: Theriot: “You may be leading off, but you’re hitting like no. 2.”

By: Rita

Rita — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:54:02 +0000

Remember this and tell the guys - when you pat me on the rear I like it on the right, not the left.

By: Skindizzle

Skindizzle — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:24:36 +0000

I wish I knew how to quit you….

By: CrankyShoulder

CrankyShoulder — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:23:08 +0000

Soriano:
“So this weekend I bought another Mercedes, started construction on our new pool and reviewed my investment portfolio. So… you ever get the roaches out of that tiny apartment of yours?”

Theriot:
“Lay off alread, okay? I told you that I have nothing to do with you batting 2nd. I swear.”

By: Toby

Toby — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:52:50 +0000

Soriano:
Ha ha! I was the first one to get dirt on my pants from the new field!

Theriot: Shut up.. no fair

By: Karen in Denver

Karen in Denver — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:03:42 +0000

Theriot: Boy, are my hammies tight!

By: Bryan Turriff

Bryan Turriff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:04:33 +0000

No butts about it - its not just a coincidence, this is our year!

By: Zac

Zac — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:44:52 +0000

CO-WINNER: After seeing how excited Soriano got about the Fukudome homerun, Theriot had to check his own pants.

By: Stephen Boyette

Stephen Boyette — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:08:18 +0000

Seriously bro, it was WAY up here and got his testicle twisted.

By: Ryne

Ryne — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:48:43 +0000

Soriano’s runs came quicker than expected this game.