Photo Caption Contest: Week of June 23-29

100 days of no deoderant and counting… Phew!

The Sox ruined this fan’s 100th day anniversary of his release from his latest prison sentence as the Cubs prove to Ozzie his biggest fear is true… the Cubs are better and everyone knows it.

Its great the OfficeMax chose to sponsor the stupidity and arrogance of the southsiders.

Too bad though that speedstick didn’t.

If pit stains are as cool as holding a scrawled sign, this Sox fan is Miles Davis.

Guy with sign: “Look at how clever I am, my sign’s revelation is totally demoralizing to your team!”

Cubs fan: “Wow, I didn’t realize Office Max is 100 years old.”

“I wished the Cubs a happy anniversary and all I got was this lousy pit-stained t-shirt.”

PRIZE WINNER: A southside baseball fan displays a sign celebrating the number of times it took him to spell the word “anniversary” correctly. ‘100′

Everyone already knows that White Sox fans are stupid, but Office Max is seriously regretting their sponsorship after this fan got their age wrong by 80 years!

I would be remiss if I didn’t remind you of your long drought, even though we are about to get swept.

Officemax - Official Sponsor of douchebaggery

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oh man! This is such a burn! C’mon Hawk, put me and this gem on TV!

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Man, this message lacks something special to get the point across. Oh wait, I got it! “100″! Solid.

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Having been forced to cut his mullet and wear a shirt, Sox fan’s last line of defense is this lame sign

PRIZE WINNER: Hey, mom, look, I got a perfect score on my spelling test this time. And it had twice as many words as usual.

you mean the 100 year anniversary since the last time you got some

Wow, maybe I should have changed the sign for Sundays game after we got our asses handed to us on Friday and Saturday.

White Sox fan shows the World his beautiful penmanship and his ability for a “zing”.

Photo taken form Wikipedia’s article on Inferiority complex.

Little did Bob know it at the time, but he was soon to get Anniversary cake and ice cream….in his face.

Triumph: “That is the funniest sign ever, Mr. White Sox fan….for me to POOP on!”

OfficeMax announces that they are now the official WhiteOut provider to fans of the White Sox.

To Do List for June 20, 2008:

x Buy a poster board and Sharpie

Pick up some deodorant at the store

x Swing by the liquor store and get messed up on Boone’s Farm.

x Make a sign that will really show up those North-siders while disregarding the rules of aesthetics and pennmanship.

Take a shower.

x Go to the game.

Celebrate a White Sox win!!!

(4 out of 7 ain’t bad!)

Perhaps this is a Cubs fan in disguise - putting a “X” over the Cubs logo that is next to the “100″, indicating that the Cubs’s streak will not last over 100 years and that they will win the World Series this year…

Boy did I ever need my deodorant on my south side!

“100″? Its a CENTURY you sweating Idiot!

Unfortunately for Sox Fan “A”, Office Max does not stock antiperspirant along with poster board and sharpies.

When sign-making heads South, OfficeMax loses.

Well, at least he remembered A anniversary!

Raise your hands if your Sure! (Sure you’re and idiot.)

DEGREE: It won’t let you down.

Dear Ozzie (shop at Office Max),

Happy anniversary (Office Max prices are cheaper than Staples) for calling out your team and owner for the 100th time before today’s game (free shipping from officemax.com)!

Love,
Your one and only true fan
Sweaty Billy
Office Max manager

A proud Southsider celebrates 100 hours without meth at the Friendly Confines.

Sox fan head explodes from overjoy after first time use of quotation marks.

Sux!

Mommy, Mommy, look what I made at Office Max!! I did it all by myself too!

Douche bag (doosh bag) - 1. A bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching. 2. This guy.

Darrell proudly displays the sign indicating the number of months the Sox fans have gone “drug induced attacking of a first base coach” free.

(Ok, I know that incident wasn’t exactly 100 months ago, but it is still funny)

PICTURED: One of the many undead forced to walk the earth now that hell is full.

100*

* Percentage chance of getting my drunk ass kicked on the way out of Wrigley.

Chicago White Sox slogan: “Give Us Your Sweaty, Your Unoriginal, and Your Huddled Masses of Bitter Baseball Fans.”

Clear proof that Cubs fans are obsessed with the 100th anniversary since a World Series title…wait, wait no, it’s still EVERYBODY ELSE.

Having felt the pain of yet another sweep from the Cubs, one Sox fan tries to save face with a cheap jab and reminds us all that “Yes, the Cubs have now been showing sweaty Sox fans, annoying Sox announcers, swearing Sox coaches and shirtless Sox father-son fans just exactly how you keep it classy for 100 years and counting.”

Well, at first I thought he was giving the cubs a jab but now I look closely and see he crossed out Cubs and wrote Office Max. So I guess its their anniversary. Happy Anniversary “100″ Office Max !!!!

100 is binary for 3. 3 is the amount of games the Cubs beat the White Sox. 2008 divided by 100 plus 3 is 19.4951 4563106796116504854368932. That rounds up to 20, so 100 divided by 20 is 5. Five is our lead in the division. That preditcts us winning.

100: the # of butt-kickings he received from Cubs fans after the game.

“Wishy, obscurant thug”

(The anagram of “Cubs” and the Office Max slogan, “What’s your thing”)

Turns out not *all* Sox fans are illiterate.

Whats lost in all of this is the Sox fans act like they win the series every other year. What 1 win in last 80 some odd years. Isn’t this the pot calling the kettle black. Yeah you won 2005, but thats it and look were still talking about the 85 bears. Careful here you never know when you’ll be back. Take it easy don’t get hurt falling all over yourselves.

For our anniversary gift we’ll accept a serving of humble pie delivered to every White Sox fan after a Cubs World Series win.

P.J Pierzynski came to the park not just to cheer on his big brother A.J., but to proudly demonstrate the intelligence, class and hygiene that has made the family legendary on the South Side.

Thinking he’s struck it rich, he’s celebrating the anniversary of $100 a barrel oil. Later, he is devastated to find out this price does not apply to his jugs of used motor oil surrounding his Camaro in the front yard.

“Some people judge me because my parents are messed up…”

Office Max sign retrieved from the garbage: $0
Sharpie snatched from small child: $0
Amount spent this year on Deodorant: $0
Seeing a Sox fan clutching at straws as his team gets swept… Priceless

Sox fan celebrating 100 days since the last time he bathed.

More than a cheap sign, chicks dig pit stains & bad-manicured side burns!

Plus or minus 10 attempts a Sox fan needs to spell “Anniversary”… I’m taking the OVER!