Photo Caption Contest: Week of August 11-17

Though not as elusive or dangerous as most fans that run out on the field, Fat Wet Elvis had to be stopped before…who knows what.

Just like the members of the 1988 Cubs who slid onto the tarp, Elvis will be fined and traded.

Rick Reuschel has left the building.

70’s Night is quickly changed to 90’s night as fat Elvis is taken from the field by Chuck Knoblauch and Doogie Howser M.D. Where are those hot pink cubbies hats boys?

Fat Elvis Storms the field looking to get his gold necklace back from Lance Berkman…

Elvis hasn’t been dead all these years; he’s been stuck in the ivy!!
So is that a double?

As a tribute to Isaac Hayes, I paraphrase Chef:

Elvis needs to run his fat *** around the block a few times!

Elvis Discovered Alive:
Tackled by Man Wearing Garbage Bag.

Wrigleyville wet t-shirt contest goes horribly wrong.

Jim Hendry has left the building!!!

and a gleeful cry from Boystown “it’s raining men” is heard

Where in the world did Pinella get that outfit?

Doncha know I’m caught in a trap, I can’t walk out…Because I love you too much, baby.

ELVIS Let go of the ball

Right this way Mr Cuban, I don’t think anyone recognized you. Did you bring your check book?

Hey boys watch it that tickles. You wouldn’t treat Harry Caray like this would ya?

PRIZE WINNER: Lance Berkman is whisked away to a lightning proof weather bunker to wait out the severe storm in safety.

Appearently rain turns gay Elvis on. And the guy on the back too.

(see Elvis’ hand)

Due to the success of 70’s night in locating the formerly missing Elvis, it looks like next year they’re going to hold a Gangster night to try to bring out Jimmy Hoffa…

“Elvis” appears to like the “weapon” security is packing.

After turning in his Reds uniform, Adam Dunn changes to his street clothes and rushes to board the first flight to Arizona.

The Cubs finally make Lou Pinella crazy.

After The Cubs have one of the greatest meltdowns in MLB History, Pinella is forced into a new career.

Not heeding the warnings before the game, new head of security Matt Damon, experiences his first reverse reach-around during a rain delay in Chicago

After a sudden downpour, Manager Lou Pinella gets escorted off the field yelling “Look. The game was postponed and I brought my Elvis suit and a gallon of peanut butter. What the hell did you expect me to do?”

“Old-time Right Fielders’ Night” at Wrigley Field was not a hit with the Bleacher Bums, who expressed themselves in the usual way.

Future Chicago Tribune Headline/Photo:

Steve Bartman, who has REALLY let himself go, interfered with another foulball last night in Game 5 of the 2008 World Series as Carlos Quentin tried to make the catch. Bartman was escorted from the stands by security, but was awash in beer by the celebrating fans. The interference kept a Cubs rally alive and led to the win.

I told them that having Berkman sing “All I Needed was the Rain” wouldn’t work out…and couldn’t they have gotten him into a costume that wasn’t white…

Elvis performs during Wrigley Rain Delay!

Finally Photo Proof of Phil Nevin being hassled by “The Man”

Unruly White Sox Fan Ejected From Wrigley:

When asked about his attire, the fan stated, “I looked in the closet and it was either the jumpsuit or the ‘Who Farted?’ T Shirt. It was a tough choice.”

Wrigley Field security all agreed that Big Z’s incessant need for attention had finally gone too far…

Even in his cool new costume, Superman is no match for the Wrigley Field Ground’s Crew!

Guard: Sorry Elvis, we’re actually working towards eliminating flashy showboats at Wrigley.

Who needs Kentucky Rain when you’ve got lightning and security guards?!?

I swear I paid for those cheeseburgers! Oh no, first I get caught in a prostitution sting at Heartbreak Hotel now this. This has been a bad week.

Not to be outdone by Mother Nature’s lightning show, Sweet Lou pulled out his leisure suit and went out for some slip and slide. Unamused, security saw to it that he left the building.

“Such a big boy!” -Black Trench
“Such a big boy!” -Elvis

The best sub the Astros can get for Lance Berkman

Elivis was early for Sheps’ baby shower.

The very moment the Cubs won the 2008 World Series, instead of hell freezing over, aliens from the planet Zebron returned Elvis after 30 years of suffering through, “I’m caught in a trap……”.

After the stray Brewer’s fan quit urinating on himself, security, and the field, he was removed from the premises.

As Elvis rounded second base after breaking Babe Ruth’s career homerun record, two hillbilly fans ran onto the field to congratulate him – thus showing that the music barrier was officially broken between country and rock.

We’re on to ya Prince! Now Stay away from the Burger Stand!!

Meatloaf enjoys his junk being held by Wet Elvis while being ushered to their private room outside the Visitor’s Clubhouse.

…..and as the prophecy is told the 2nd coming of Elvis will coincide with the Cubs winning the World Series in the new millennium.,,,

The Elvis impersonator Cub’s management hired for 70’s night had to be escorted off the field when he became a hazard to himself and others due to his sweat gland problem.

Lou Pinella ejected after going to far during 70’s night

Chicago (AP) — Elvis fans worldwide rejoice, the King didn’t die on the Schlitter in 1977. Singer emerges from seclusion to announce 2 year engagement at the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Elvis has left the building.

As a result of fervent hip gyrations while leading the bleachers in “Go Cubs Go,” fan falls into the outfield.