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When inspiration hits, it’s not always easy to say “no.” Hence the following “top ten list.” As most Cubs fans are aware, our now former President John McDonough was lured to the Chicago Blackhawks last week. This is on the heels of the Cubs not making good on the first leg of McDonough’s promise to win back-to-back titles in 2007 and 2008. Ah. Just words.

Anyway here’s the top ten lessons that McDonough will help the Chicago Blackhawks learn:

10. Guarantees mean nothing

9. Interviews with D-level celebs during breaks should be called the “2nd intermission stretch”

8. Nothing’s more entertaining than the Motorola phone call to the penalty box

7. Rename area around the United Center: Hawkyville

6. Firing the best hockey play-by-play man (Pat Foley) was idiotic. Chip Caray’s brother: available.

5. Three Words: Televise the suck

4. Pink hockey stick day may help appeal to a fence-riding female hockey audience

3. Extra cash flow by charging nearby abandoned buildings 17% tax to look upon the U.C.

2. Slap an Under Armor logo on Bill Wirtz’s tombstone

And the number one lession that former Cubs pres. John McDonough will help the Blackhawks learn…

1. Missing teeth never hurt Ronnie Woo-Woo